Log No: 005 Pvt J Fast. Julian Date Beginning 2456582.500000
So I got bored and decided to write about some of the more random space stuff i’ve encountered so you guys know a bit more about what’s hot in the 23rd Century, feel free to ask any questions, I’m off for a Pizza!
A) Antennae Galaxies – Colliding Galaxies a.k.a where the party is at.
B) Benedict Thompson – The insane piss head Captain in charge of Remus.
C) Carboniser – They couldn’t call it a Replicator because of copyright, but similar.
D) Draagxun Elite – Galactic Special Forces, Multi Species.
E) Eriuvalous – Home to a super intelligent race who have no sense of urgency.
F) Flux – When body doesn’t register that you have been through warp, not nice.
G) Globulans – The newest arrivals to the space trade, don’t know much about them.
H) Highway 1000 – The best route between The Milky Way and Andromeda.
I) Impulse – When we want to cruise around we use the ships Impulse engines.
J) JDN – Julian Date Number, Astronomical Time used in space, being replaced soon.
K) Kellogg’s Cornflakes – The only real food officially allowed on Earth spacecraft.
L) Lake Usunisia – A Jupiter size ball of H2O floating on the outskirts of Milky Way.
M) Mook – Extremely alcoholic milk produced by Forzean Cattle called Mhuskki.
N) New London – Earth built city on Gliese 667Cc, not London but still cool!
O) Odin Class Cruisers – Huge Earth / Crevelian Starships being built for hypertravel.
P) Phasers – Always set to stun, though our security use old P90’s with Pulse upgrades.
Q) Quinslak – A form of bartering based on insults, preferred by Greejuin Traders.
R) Robots / Androids – Essential, from crew members to ship building.
S) Star Trek – The Bible by Gene Roddenberry.
T) Tankers – Huge transport ships that carry minerals from mining colonies.
U) Ufalzar Ufalzar – Iqualforian winner of this years Miss Universe, Green and hot!
V) Vacuum – A great place to perform experiments, a bad place to get sucked in to.
W) Warp Drive – When you need to get to places faster than light speed will allow.
X) X-Rays – The best kind of glasses!
Y) Y-Zone – Nickname for a point where time splits into two separate paths of reality.
Z) Zuuvus – A unique fungus that gradually eats through spacecraft hulls.